Razzies Are Here!!!

Every year, before the Oscars, there are the Razzies. The worst film/actors/directors get nominated and the worst of the worst "win." I always love to see who and what get nominated.

Here's the link to the actual nominations page.

http://razzies.com/history/31stNoms.asp

However, the website itself is kind of obnoxious to sit and read because of it's black background, so I'll reprint the list here. And then I'll comment. Because honestly, how could I not!?

Worst Picture

• The Bounty Hunter (Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston; directed by Andy Tennant)
• The Last Airbender (directed by M. Night Shyamalan)
• Sex and the City 2 (Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon; Directed by Michael Patrick King)
• Twilight Saga: Eclipse (Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson; Directed by David Slade)
• Vampires Suck 

Worst Actor

• Jack Black (Gulliver's Travels)
• Gerard Butler (The Bounty Hunter)
• Ashton Kutcher (The Killers AND Valentine's Day)
• Taylor Lautner (Eclipse AND Valentine's Day)
• Robert Pattinson (Eclipse AND Remember Me)

Worst Actress

• Jennifer Aniston (The Bounty Hunter AND The Switch)
• Miley Cyrus (The Last Song)
• All four women of Sex and the City 2 
• Megan Fox (Jonah Hex)
• Kristen Stewart (Eclipse)

Worst Supporting Actor

• Billy Ray Cyrus (The Spy Next Door)
• George Lopez (Marmaduke AND Valentine's Day AND The Spy Next Door)
• Dev Patel (The Last Airbender)
• Jackson Rathbone (Eclipse AND  The Last Airbender)
• Rob Sneider (Grown-Ups)

Worst Supporting Actress

• Jessica Alba (The Killer Inside Me AND Little Fockers AND Machette AND Valentine's Day)
• Cher (Burlesque)
• Liza Minnelli (Sex and the City 2)
• Nicola Peltz (The Last Airbender)
• Barbra Streisand (Little Fockers)

Worst 3D

• Cats and Dogs 2
• Clash of the Titans
• The Last Airbender
• Nutcracker 3D
• Saw 3D (Saw VII)

Worst Couple/Ensemble

• Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler (The Bounty Hunter)
• Josh Brolin's Face and Megan Fox's Accent (Jonah Hex)
• The entire cast of The Last Airbender
• The entire cast of Sex and the City 2
• The entire cast of Eclipse

There's more but, they aren't as interesting, and honestly, they're just repeats of what's already been listed.

I think the noms are pretty good. I haven't seen a lot of them (mainly because I thought they looked bad, but also because they might not have appealed to me).

I definitely want to add to the list though. 

My nominations:

Clash of the Titans for Worst Movie, Worst Actor, Worst Ensemble, and Worst Screenplay.

Legion for Worst Movie, Worst Actor, Worst Supporting Actor, Worst Actress, Worst Supporting Actress, Worst Ensemble, Worst Director, and Worst Screenplay (it was definitely one of the worst movies I've ever seen).

Who do I think will win? Hard to say, simply because I've seen so few of the nominees. 

I think it'll be a tight race between Kristen Stewart and Megan Fox for Worst Actress. Neither can act. Kristen Stewart has the emotional range of a pancake and Megan Fox is only eye candy. Poor Kristen can't even claim that much. But at least Ms. Fox's face moves from time to time.

The Razzies are handed out the night before the Oscars, so I'll do a follow up post on who "won." 

Until next time!