Razzie "Winners" Announced

And we have winners! Or losers! Well, they got statues. Spray painted gold statues. And they did win their categories, so technically they're winners! Yay!

Here are the winners of last nights Razzie Awards:

Worst Picture!

Worst Actor!

Ashton Kutcher for: The Killers and Valentines Day

Worst Actress!

All four women of Sex and the City 2!

Worst Supporting Actor!

Jackson Rathbone of Twilight and The Last Airbender.

Worst Supporting Actress!

Jessica Alba for: The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, Machete, and Valentines Day!

Worst 3D!

Worst Ensemble!

The entire cast of Sex and the City 2!

Worst Director!

M. Night Shyamalan

Worst Screenplay!

Worst Prequel/Ripoff/Remake/Sequel!

And there we have it. None of my predictions panned out, but some very deserving people won last night, so lets give them all a stirring round of applause! Please, don't keep up the good work!

Thank you for tuning in! Please check back later for Oscar coverage! I'll cover the Red Carpet, give my take on the fashion and, of course, post who wins and who loses as it happens!  I excited!